bigchump1994:

cyberbun:

doubleca5t:

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oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

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who the fuck made this post

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ecosine:

sorry im not available right now i have to put the cocaine in the vaccine

stuckinapril:

life is for taking therapeutic walks and being in your own bubble and reading books in bed and drinking iced beverages and eating fruit and gaining new experiences and dozing in sunlight and finding love in everything and not letting guilt consume your life actually

juicedoesthings:

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

orteil42:

these manmade horrors are unfortunately well within my comprehension